True Confessions Monday

True Confessions!

Dragonheart tagged us for the True Confessions meme.
We could write an entire encyclopaedia of naughty things we have done over the past 16 years... but we will try to keep this short.

Prinnie:
I went through a nesting stage when I was about two years old. I stole many things and stored them under Blizzie's bed ... dirty clothing, mostly undies from the laundry basket, bath towels (I dragged them down the hall), a bag of hot dog rolls, "used personal items" from the trash in mommie's bathroom. Mommie never knew about it until one day she went looking under beds for some silly reason....

Caesar: I used to go in to the pantry and chomp open bags of food and eat what ever was hiding inside, cereal, chips, it was all good. That was how I discovered I loved Peperidge Farm Goldiefishies. Then mommie started a rule that the pantry door had to be closed all the time.

Oh wait... there's more. . .

Princess: once I was messing around in our unfinished basement and found a way to walk on top of the insulation that was attached to the wall then I fell in (ooops) and mommie came down stairs and saw a lump moving in the wall. It was me. She had to cut the insulation to get me out.

Caesar: I used to chomp on rolls of toilet paper. Just do a big chop right in the middle. okay maybe a few more chomps.

Princess: When mommie feeds us, I eat really fast so I can help Caesar with his food. I do this every day.

Caesar: I like to chomp on Princess really gently and make her hiss and scream at me. That gets me excited and then I wrestle with her. She screams really loud and runs out of the room. Then I get the warm spot.

Princess: We sleep in our own room with the door closed at night now, but before, I used to like to sit on Blizzie's chest while she was sleeping. She would have dreams that she was suffocating before she would wake up.

Caesar: I do like to get into the drier. Now that we have lived for 16 years, it is just a habit for the beans to never re-run the drier without checking for me. I have never been tumbled, whew.

Princess: I must lick the plates every night after dinner. If I do not have this opportunity... well, things get ugly.

Caesar: when I was a kitten, I used to tear my toys to shreds in a matter of days and leave toy innards all over the place.

Princess: I love tipping my water bowl over. It is fun.
Blizzie gave me the usual cuppie of water in the bathroom this morning (I always get one while mommie showers) and I knocked that over. Water went every where heehee. Some times I try to pick the bowl back up with my teeth to get it up right again.

Caesar: I love to help mommie cook. I help her. Hanging around the kitchen or just being close by, affords me the opportunity to pounce on this duty every day.

Princess: Do not pick me up unless you are Blizzie. Do not pet me unless you are Blizzie.

Caesar: I never cover in the litter box. NEVER. why bother?

Princess: I love to chew on plastic grocery bags, sometimes ANYTHING covered in plastic. So if mommie has something new or important in a plastic bag... she better not leave it out or she will be sorry!

Caesar: mmmMMMmmm plants taste soooo soooo good. I love to nibble and taste. If I do not like it then I just take chomps and throw the bits on the floor. Sometimes if I work realllly hard, I can dump the whole plant before mommie finds out.

How horrible are YOU??
We are not too sure who to tag, but if you have read this today and you have not been tagged you will have a great time doing this!
This is a lot of fun!

Though I am not naturally honest,
I am so sometimes
by chance.

-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)

Again: Deer frurryfriends we are so comforted by your love and caring thoughts and support.
Caesar ate a littel bit of breakfast this morning but he is very quiet. we are watching him.. and just looking forward to Wednesday. It is a holiday here today, however if he does not feel better tomorrow we may call the vetlady earlier and go in tomorrow. He loves the new Iams hairball crunchies. He is just being really quiet. we are going to give him lots of attention today. Thank you thank you thank you. Mommie is so happy to have this support from such wonderful kittyfriends and mommies